Director | Once broke a wrist tripping over a (full) can of Red Stripe at a Carnival, broke a wrist at 5am in zone 6 after falling out of a gay club. Boasts a permanent skin fade, makes the best Yorkshire Puddings south of Birmingham and directed a feature film before puberty. Leeds, Leeds, Leeds.
Actor | Can't pronounce the word 'conservatory', has flirted with every sentient being in our quadrant of the Milkyway and has a constant verbal dialogue with himself. Grew up in a forest yet knows more about the taste notes of a 97 pinot noir than actual trees. Restless. Personal record for sitting still: 34 seconds. Probably the 29th James Bond.
Screenwriter | Highly skilled in playing Xbox whilst eating pizza with the same hand, articulating philosophical statements and memorising juice recipes. Not too bad at writing a script either. 5'7", on point beard, panda eyes after 5mins in the sun and over pronounces the 'G' in 'banging.
Composer | Speaks and dresses as though a Victorian dandy got lost in a wormhole and was spat out in modern London. Rumour has it he can converse with musical instruments and his best friend is a viola. Composes 5 hauntinly beautiful tracks before breakfast and produces the **** out of films. Approx 8ft 4in tall.